You've been described as...
very sweet.. sometimes
a political animal
an unmitigated jackass
It's Halloween, and you've decided to dress up like Josh. Which of the following would you use as your costume?
yellow rubber fishing gear
the usual rumpled brown suit
white tie tuxedo
a silk smoking jacket
jeans that fit tight around the ass and a black sweater
a sleeveless shirt to show off those great arm muscles
the same suit you've been wearing the past 3 days
Oh no! You're going to die today! How will you go out?
by wrath of CJ
shot by a couple skinheads
by wrath of the Radical Right
books falling on your head
bad chinese food
What usually gets you into trouble?
yelling at inappropriate times & places
being overly loyal
drinking too much
doing nice things for people
being in the wrong place at the wrong time
believing you're smarter than everyone else
Pick a sarcastic quote.
"I get.. 'hot stuff?'"
"No, Mandy, Bert Lincoln."
"I sense I'm being mocked."
"He thinks I may have an eating disorder.. and a fear of rectangles. That's not weird, is it?"
"Really? Cause it's what the rest of us call bullshit."
"Is it Total Crackpot Day again?"
"Lady, thatís cause the God you pray to is
too busy being indicted for tax fraud."
"If youíve got your old Catholic-school uniform on under there, donít get me wrong, I applaud the thought, but..."
You're hungry. It's time to eat...
kung pau chicken.
asprin. lots of asprin.
The most important thing to you right now is...
fighting your demons
fixing your plethora of blunders
getting rid of your hangover
finding "the real thing"
being a good friend
winning at all costs
bringing the funny
keeping your job
An ideal workday would include...
gleefully running around in the pouring rain
screwing over all your co-workers
making up jokes
everyone around you just shutting the hell up already
being a total badass. fear me! mwahaha.
enjoying the company of co-workers
pissing off people you don't like
Woo! Road trip! Where are we going?
random DC nudie bar
What bothers you the most?
guilt from your past
dressing up for people you don't respect
working for someone who doesn't give a damn
not being taken seriously enough
being taken too seriously
your ex being annoying
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